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Unprofessional by Their Standards. Legendary by Ours.Candle
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Unprofessional by Their Standards. Legendary by Ours.Candle

$14.77
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This isn’t just a candle—it’s a protest in wax. Inspired by the ruling that dared to call nurses “unprofessional” for being human, this scent burns with quiet rage and radiant pride.
Notes of burnt orange, resilient cedarwood, and a whisper of wine—because even sloths on mushrooms know that rest, humor, and heart are part of the job. Light it when you need to remind yourself: you’re not just professional. You’re the backbone, the brilliance, and the reason healthcare still stands.

 — from cinnamon-vanilla comfort to pine-and-smoke holiday warmth, to herbaceous white sage and lavender, tropical coconut-cardamom, bright peppered passionfruit, or simple unscented glow — let you set the room’s mood. Burn time leaves the jar ready to be washed and reused as a tiny vase, trinket holder, or bedside catchall. Assembled in the USA with natural ingredients and an ASTM-safe construction, this candle blends thoughtful materials with a little personality for routines that call for calm, clarity, or a festive flicker.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick — vegan and non-toxic
- Reusable amber glass jar; cleans easily for upcycling as decor
- Six scent options: Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented
- Infused with natural essential oils where applicable; fragrance-free option available
- Assembled in the USA; complies with ASTM safety standards

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

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Embracing small joys

Like finding the one working thermometer, or a patient who knows their meds. ..

Miracles do exist.

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